Draw a map, find a path, take a breath, and run

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Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.

so part of my spanish test was to listen to sentences the teacher read and write if it was logical or illogical. one of the sentences was “el toca el piano en la piscina” (he plays the piano in the pool) and I put logical and my teacher counted it wrong saying nobody plays the piano in a pool.

I beg to differ.

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When you hit your pinky toe on the edge of something.

totally-relatable:

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harrysbitch:

and this is why I love this kid.

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horans-dick:

fuck. now the directionators know another inside joke. ugh.

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onedirection-pleasegetnaked:

brb crying

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